Tag Archives | New York City

Rock Meadow

Sex And The Suburbs, Part Deux

Oh man. It’s our third month since moving from Manhattan to the Boston suburbs. I’d like a falafel, please.

> more

Sex And The Suburbs, Part 1

Oh man. So the wife won. Check and mate. We’re leaving New York and moving to the suburbs. It now dawns on me that she’d been planning this since our second date. But she kept her agenda well hidden until we were all married off and babied up.

> more

Going Viral

Oh Man. Friends fault The Wife and I for being too leery of sick children. We avoid them like they’re Magic Johnson running the lane with a nosebleed. I wouldn’t say we’re germophobes. But shouldn’t visibly sick kids be quarantined? It’s not like they have jobs to go to.

> more