Oh man. I had an epiphany about why old ladies use those clear plastic sofa covers. And it’s not because they live in perpetual fear of excitedly wetting themselves when Publishers Clearing House rings their doorbell.
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Raffi vs. Yellowman
October 11, 2011
Oh man. A friend gave me some Raffi CDs for my son’s enjoyment. For those unfamiliar with the children’s singer/songwriter superstar, Raffi is the musical equivalent of waterboarding. His rhymes come at you so fiercely that he makes Tupac sound like Mother Goose. Sample lyric:
Willoughby wallaby wustin, An elephant sat on Justin. Willoughby wallaby wania, an elephant sat on Tania.
It just doesn’t let up.
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The Joke’s On Me
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Bible Thumper
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